David Heddle is looking for humorous Spripture passages. He notes a couple. And Professor Byron has added another.
Well, how about the greatest pick-up line ever told? Song of Solomon 6:4 (KJV): "Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners."
I like to tell my wife she is terrible as an army with banners. It gets a good laugh out of her each time.

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