Humorous Scripture

David Heddle is looking for humorous Spripture passages.  He notes a couple.  And Professor Byron has added another.

Well, how about the greatest pick-up line ever told?  Song of Solomon 6:4 (KJV):  "Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners."

I like to tell my wife she is terrible as an army with banners.  It gets a good laugh out of her each time.