Taking a cue from JunkYardBlog:
- If I had Jedi force powers, I would use them to remove the snow that fell in my driveway this afternoon. If JunkYardBlog can have two or three leaf blowers going, I ought to be able to have two or three snow blowers going.
- If I had Jedi force powers, I'd make all my 20-month-old daughter's stuffed animals do a little dance, to make her laugh.
- If I had Jedi force powers, I would have white light-sabers throughout my house, sitting on stands, merely as sources of light. Takes no electricity and doesn't burn out. Plus, you think a burglar is going to try to break into a house when he sees a bunch of light sabers sitting around? You know Old Ben didn't have security problems from common criminals.
